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No One Can Force Me Into A Burning Building, I'm A Volunteer...

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R.I.P. Forever

James Dale Nesbitt

5.30.86-1.19.03

"Quaterback" #12

We Will Never Forget You


God Bless All Those Who Died In The Station Fire and those who were hurt and all their families. God Bless and Keep them.



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When God Made Paramedics

When the Lord made Paramedics, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one."

And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs on this order? A paramedic has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle his uniform." "He has to be able to lift 3 times his own weight, crawl into wrecked cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving mother as he is doing CPR on a baby he knows will never breathe again." "He has to be in top mental condition at all times, running on no sleep, black coffee and half eaten meals.

And he has to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands...no way." "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord, "It's the three pairs of eyes a medic has to have." "That's on the standard model?" asked the angel. The Lord nodded. "One pair that sees open sores as he's drawing blood and asks the patient if they may be HIV positive," (When he already knows and wishes he'd taken that accounting job.) "Another pair here in the side of his head for his partners' safety. And another pair of eyes here in front that can look reassuringly at a bleeding victim and say, "You'll be all right ma'am" when he knows it isn't so."

"Lord," said the angel, touching his sleeve, "rest and work on this tomorrow." "I can't," said the Lord, "I already have a model that can talk a 250 pound drunk out from behind a steering wheel without incident and feed a family of five on a private service paycheck." The angel circled the model of the paramedic very slowly, "Can it think?" she asked. "You bet," said the Lord. "It can tell you the symptoms of 100 illnesses; recite drug calculations in it's sleep; intubate, defibrillate, medicate, and continue CPR nonstop over terrain that any doctor would fear...and still it keeps it's sense of humor.

This medic also has phenomenal personal control. He can deal with a multi-victim trauma, coax a frightened elderly person to unlock their door, comfort a murder victim's family, and then read in the daily paper how paramedics were unable to locate a house quickly enough, allowing the person to die. A house which had no street sign, no house numbers, no phone to call back."

Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek of the paramedic. "There's a leak," she pronounced. "I told you that you were trying to put too much into this model." "That's not a leak," said the Lord, "It's a tear." "What's the tear for?" asked the angel. "It's for bottled-up emotions, for patients they've tried in vain to save, for commitment to that hope that they will make a difference in a person's chance to survive, for life." "You're a genius," said the angel. The Lord looked somber. "I didn't put it there," He said.



I'm a
FIRE FIGHTING
smoke eating
Life Saving
METAL SPREADING
Ladder Climbing
MEAL MISSING
oh yeah, do'in it for free
VOLUNTEER!

Fire Fighting For Life!







" I try to see things from you point of view but, I CAN'T GET MY HEAD THAT FAR UP MY ASS!"

"Do I look Like A Fricken People person to you?!?"

"Lifes a journey not a destination, and I just can't tell just what tomorrow brings." Aerosmith-Amazing

"We may rise and fall but in the end we'll meet our fate together." Creed

"Just when you think life is going great, someone throws you a curveball."





IM NUTS!!!!!!!!!!

I AM THE LITTLE DUCK!!!!!!

QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!!

Yo soy el pato pequeno!!!!

HOONTA!



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